the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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