She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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