what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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