marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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