I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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