like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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