so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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