is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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