How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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