we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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