remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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