are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
