I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
that is very illegal...i love you.
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