I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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