is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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