That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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