Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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