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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude

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So your saying just a blow job?

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(347): Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude (650): So your saying just a blow job? http://tfl.nu/cev0

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(336): View more from North Carolina

There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel

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(336): There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel http://tfl.nu/7mru

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(925): View more from California

remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight

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(925): remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight http://tfl.nu/zwys

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(501): View more from Arkansas

All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.

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(501): All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware. http://tfl.nu/9chk

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(913): View more from Kansas

"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.

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(913): "Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had. http://tfl.nu/szr3

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(314): View more from Missouri

There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.

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(314): There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already. http://tfl.nu/afo0

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(720): View more from Colorado

Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.

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(720): Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it. http://tfl.nu/chvq

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(207): View more from Maine

Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.

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(207): Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen. http://tfl.nu/y9fq

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(970): View more from Colorado

Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me

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(970): Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me http://tfl.nu/7cqx

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.

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(306): Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me. http://tfl.nu/vlc7

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(702): View more from Nevada

Last night was just one giant freudian slip.

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You made out with EVERYBODY.

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Can I just bleach my life?

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(702): Last night was just one giant freudian slip. (503): You made out with EVERYBODY. (702): Can I just bleach my life? http://tfl.nu/dy05

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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.

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(563): He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name. http://tfl.nu/wgo9

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(719): View more from Colorado

She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).

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(719): She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree). http://tfl.nu/fkun

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(304): View more from West Virginia

It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."

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(304): It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry." http://tfl.nu/xw8s

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome

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(814): Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome http://tfl.nu/l5b3

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