this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she smelled like a LAN party
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Two words: nipple clamps
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