Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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