Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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