9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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