just come out here and I will go home with you...
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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