I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
In other news, I just burned my penis
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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