So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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