omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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