I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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