out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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