How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Randomize
