then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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