I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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