...so i touched it.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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