In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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