okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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