yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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