Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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