The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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