Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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