Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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