that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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