I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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