everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.