i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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