hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Tell her she can't have a vagina
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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