So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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