You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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