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i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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