It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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