miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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