As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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