I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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