there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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