Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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