This girl is more easily done than said...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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