At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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