im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
